Bob Porco’s Funeral TODAY ON SUBSTACK
His evolution will be televised
Bob Porco had a blog once. Still does. Now frozen in time, a decade of folking around all there to be traced.
He even had a Substack. Thankfully, we still have access.
Bob Porco has died. His funeral will be televised TODAY on Substack.
Text Bob’s old phone or call during the funeral and we will broadcast your message LIVE on October 13!
Thir/TEeN
Bob Porco is ded.
But here’s the good news. I have inherited his wardrobe and, wouldn’t ya know, everything is in my size. Even the shoes.
Also in his honor, I will be broadcasting a LIVE sing-song guitar tune up and recollections on what would have been his 55th birthday week. But now he’s gone. Bob Porco, that is.
Bob has been 86’d
So sad that he’s 86’d days after his birthday and the release of his first unnamed podcast. I guess the podcast will NEVER receive a proper name.
Getting Richard Fariña vibes.
Bob won’t be late for his own funeral. It will be promptly at 4:24 PM EST (16:24)
If you’d like your final wishes read, send them.
I’m looking for an ordained Minister to baptize the new vessel. Or is it vassal?
If Jesus is good enough for 3 Dylan albums, He is good enough for Bob.
Bob Porco’s Funeral
At least Phil rehearsed for his retirement. Porco is just gonna record a rehearsal for his funeral on LIVE internet in real time with friends and eulogies pouring in from all over the world.
Bob Porco died of long covid. He had it sooooo looooong……..
THE CROWD ASKES ON CUE……..
{{{{{{{HOW LONG WAS IT!!!}}}}}}
“““““Bob had long covid for sooooo long that {INSERT LONG COVID JOKE HERE}
“““““Bob had long covid for sooooo long THAT he didn’t know how long he had it.
Some say he could have had it from long ago.
He could have had long covid the whole time. His doctor said that he had it so long that there are no records of how long Bob actually had long covid.
Bob contends that he remembers being first exposed to long covid as long ago as 1978.
THAT’S A LONG TIME
{{HOW. LONG. WAS. IT???}}}
For sll you covid lovers, Would you feel better to find out he died running smack dab into this DO NOT ENTER sign? Would that be better, more sensitive and be less abrasive? Or perhaps dying a flood or highway robbery suits him?
That last part I made up. His cause of death has not been reported.
Thoughts and prayers are with the Porco’s at this time. He will be missed. Thoughts and prayers.
For his special day coming up, just three days after his 55th birthday,
the same day Substack issued a $55 refund to someone missing out on this entertainment,
BOB PORCO’S SUBSTACK will host his FUNERAL complete with the unknown callers and emailers. If you’d like to say a few words about Bob, or if you have a brief advert you’d like to have read ON AIR, text the phone number YOU HAVE for Bob Porco.
Bob’s number won’t be published or broadcast on LIVE AIR, however his WELL KNOWN EMAIL FROM HIS BLOG
IS
folkcity50@gmail.com
Send your heartfelt text or email to Bob Porco’s Substack and I’ll convey your sentiment.
